The Official Roach Registry
Every roach below was named by somebody who decided a particular person had earned it — a best friend, a sibling, a colleague, an ex. Entries are reviewed by a human before they appear. We publish the roach’s name, the roast, and the dedicator’s first name — never a surname, never an email address, never contact details for anybody.
Named the wrong person, or want an entry about you removed? Tell us and it comes down. No argument, no form to fill in twice.
| My little Roach | Adoption date | Current Status |
|---|---|---|
| Padre Lena aka i'm allergic to labels and cats | juin 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Goran aka i'm really bad at goodbyes | juin 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Farida aka you never said you were upset | juin 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Judge Theo aka this doesn't change how i feel about you | mai 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Coach Jinan aka we were on a break at that point | mai 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Eamon aka that was my cousin in the photo | mai 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Nestor aka it's not you it's genuinely me | mai 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Padre Sebastián aka your post is still coming here | mai 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Alina aka i changed my number for unrelated reasons | mai 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Sigrid aka i knew you'd react like this | mai 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Aurelio aka you're going to make someone very happy | mai 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Poor Niamh aka you never said you were upset | mai 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Octavio aka i'm not over my ex yet | avril 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Abbess Cyrus aka i don't think i'm capable of that right now | avril 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Commodore Quentin aka i saw you at the market and hid | avril 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Tiny Nora aka i think we both checked out | avril 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Aditi aka long distance never works | avril 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Marchioness Rufus aka on paper it should have worked | avril 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Hana aka i've felt this way for a while | avril 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Genevieve aka we're cool yeah | avril 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Patient Bernard aka no hard feelings right | avril 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Xavi aka i was never really over it | mars 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Jasmin aka i needed some time to reset | mars 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Augusto aka i saw your story and thought of you | mars 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Senator Mercedes aka you left your keys with my neighbour | mars 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Elder Enzo aka my notifications were off | mars 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Ingrid aka we ran out of things to say | mars 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Vicar Aneta aka it happened really fast | mars 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Squire Lena aka i'll call you when i land | mars 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Vicar Barnaba aka you caught me at a weird time | mars 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Lucky Cora aka you're being dramatic | février 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Tamsin aka this is for the best honestly | février 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Nikolai aka the timing has always been our problem | février 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Podestà Otto aka you're being dramatic | février 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Prince Dilan aka you'll thank me one day | février 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Rector Simone aka i've been so busy this week | février 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Earl Serge aka i'm doing a digital detox | février 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Winifred aka this isn't serving me anymore | février 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Susana aka maybe we should take a little break | février 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Padre Oswaldo aka i've changed a lot since then | janvier 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Faisal aka we got engaged actually | janvier 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Clara aka i saw it coming honestly | janvier 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Sanne aka on paper it should have worked | janvier 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Ualter aka i'll text you tomorrow | janvier 2022 | Still in captivity |
| Little Nuria aka we got engaged actually | janvier 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Consul Karim aka i hope you meet someone incredible | janvier 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Master Lidia aka you seemed fine about it | janvier 2022 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Erasmus aka can i still come to your sister's thing | janvier 2022 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Governor Cyrus aka you were never going to be happy with me | décembre 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Fidel aka i saw you at the market and hid | décembre 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |