The Official Roach Registry
Every roach below was named by somebody who decided a particular person had earned it — a best friend, a sibling, a colleague, an ex. Entries are reviewed by a human before they appear. We publish the roach’s name, the roast, and the dedicator’s first name — never a surname, never an email address, never contact details for anybody.
Named the wrong person, or want an entry about you removed? Tell us and it comes down. No argument, no form to fill in twice.
| My little Roach | Adoption date | Current Status |
|---|---|---|
| Little Delia aka i never introduced you to my friends for a reason | mayo 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Saint Lidia aka i genuinely didn't see your message | mayo 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Herald Fabrizio aka you're looking for something i can't offer | mayo 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Captain Conrad aka my flatmate answered my phone | mayo 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Nazir aka our friendship is too important | abril 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Birgit aka i liked her photo by accident | abril 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Anders aka i panicked honestly | abril 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Patrice aka you're being dramatic | abril 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Lucia aka my notifications were off | abril 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Jacinta aka i never introduced you to my friends for a reason | abril 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Renata aka i can't read minds | abril 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Matron Anouk aka she knows all about you | marzo 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Patient Dot aka i think we want different things | marzo 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Ursula aka you deserve so much better than me | marzo 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Chancellor Bela aka i thought we were on the same page | marzo 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Aneta aka i just need to sort my head out | marzo 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Dean Milos aka i genuinely didn't see your message | marzo 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Aurora aka it happened really fast | marzo 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Sweet Gemma aka i never introduced you to my friends for a reason | febrero 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Damaris aka i have a kid now | febrero 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Jinan aka we were on a break at that point | febrero 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Vittorio aka i was going to tell you | febrero 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Mabel aka i don't want kids and you did | febrero 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Warden Quentin aka come get your books whenever | febrero 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Marisol aka you left your keys with my neighbour | febrero 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Sheriff Enzo aka i was single when it started | enero 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Brother Wanda aka you knew what this was | enero 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Marshal Goran aka i've changed a lot since then | enero 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Vicar Phoebe aka i thought we agreed to keep it light | enero 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Gaspar aka you were always going to leave anyway | enero 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Poor Samira aka i've been meaning to reply | enero 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Noel aka i miss you but i'm not coming back | enero 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |