The Official Roach Registry
Every roach below was named by somebody who decided a particular person had earned it — a best friend, a sibling, a colleague, an ex. Entries are reviewed by a human before they appear. We publish the roach’s name, the roast, and the dedicator’s first name — never a surname, never an email address, never contact details for anybody.
Named the wrong person, or want an entry about you removed? Tell us and it comes down. No argument, no form to fill in twice.
| My little Roach | Adoption date | Current Status |
|---|---|---|
| Little Delia aka i never introduced you to my friends for a reason | mei 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Saint Lidia aka i genuinely didn't see your message | mei 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Herald Fabrizio aka you're looking for something i can't offer | mei 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Captain Conrad aka my flatmate answered my phone | mei 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Nazir aka our friendship is too important | april 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Birgit aka i liked her photo by accident | april 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Anders aka i panicked honestly | april 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Patrice aka you're being dramatic | april 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Lucia aka my notifications were off | april 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Jacinta aka i never introduced you to my friends for a reason | april 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Renata aka i can't read minds | april 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Matron Anouk aka she knows all about you | maart 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Patient Dot aka i think we want different things | maart 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Ursula aka you deserve so much better than me | maart 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Chancellor Bela aka i thought we were on the same page | maart 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Aneta aka i just need to sort my head out | maart 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Dean Milos aka i genuinely didn't see your message | maart 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Aurora aka it happened really fast | maart 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Sweet Gemma aka i never introduced you to my friends for a reason | februari 2021 | Still in captivity |
| Little Damaris aka i have a kid now | februari 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Jinan aka we were on a break at that point | februari 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Vittorio aka i was going to tell you | februari 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Mabel aka i don't want kids and you did | februari 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Warden Quentin aka come get your books whenever | februari 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Marisol aka you left your keys with my neighbour | februari 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Sheriff Enzo aka i was single when it started | januari 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Brother Wanda aka you knew what this was | januari 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Marshal Goran aka i've changed a lot since then | januari 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Vicar Phoebe aka i thought we agreed to keep it light | januari 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |
| Little Gaspar aka you were always going to leave anyway | januari 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Poor Samira aka i've been meaning to reply | januari 2021 | Freed into the Colombian jungle (survival mode) |
| Little Noel aka i miss you but i'm not coming back | januari 2021 | Turned into powder to feed hens |